Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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