At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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I just had sex on a roof
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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