Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
the condom got lost in my hair
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
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all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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