I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
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