Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
She is in my trunk
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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