what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
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I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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