People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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