How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
It's blow job season.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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