She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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