I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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