Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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