I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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