i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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