You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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