Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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