"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
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His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I woke up under a house in Key West
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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