Well apparently he's into motor boating.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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