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I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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