what if I'm pregnant?
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I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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