Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
21 Horny People Confess Their Boldest Sexual Advances
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
29 Shocking Confessions That People Thought Were A Joke
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming