More tranny stories later!
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
