I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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