I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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