Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I can't put those talents on a resume
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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