I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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