I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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