Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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