so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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