How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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