If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Did I show you my penis last night?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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