hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You don't make any sense
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