what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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