Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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