if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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