Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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