ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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