Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Pooping to opera.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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