If i come over, it means nothing
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
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i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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