i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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