when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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