I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
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He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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