I'll bet she douches with gravy.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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