Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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