yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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