Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
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Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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