I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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