Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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