you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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