He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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