You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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