there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
We need to rekindle our bromance
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you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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