actually, I'm a sock model
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
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You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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