When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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