No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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