I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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