omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Come on in and take your pants off
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