I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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