Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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